Happy Birthday kek!

What a glorious day it is!  For my sibling, teh kek, is now 21.  Much congrats to him.  As he can now purchase alcohol for his older brother.  Buwahahhahahaa.  Let us drink, and be happy!

WoW: Look at this baddie

Ohhh Blizzard.  How you do things to us.  For every + there's always at least 3 -'s.  In patch 3.3, we were all introduced to the Random Dungeon and cross realm instancing system.  And it works pretty well.  Makes finding a group a hell of a lot easier.  Just click, then click, then BOOM! Instance.  Well... Depending on your class you may have to wait a bit(I'm tankin right now so INSTA-QUEUE FOR ME! EAT IT!  EAT IT LIKE A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE!).  Anyway, with this nice new convenient feature there are some problems.  Namely, BADDIES.  By god, you get some real winners when you use this system.  They have some mystical pull-rabbit-out-of-urethra algorithm that matches people with "appropriate" gear levels to join certain instances.  Yeahhh....  They might want to make sure the player isn't riding the short bus.

Ok, I'll admit it.  I was a baddie once.  Back before I L2P, I had some pretty retarded choices for gears and stuff.  BUT!  I could make semi-logically reasoned statments for my gear choice(Other than IT DROPPED I WANTS!).  Then I learned, I studied, and I researched.  I went to forums and said, Hmmm what do I need to do when I want to do this?  Or, what kind of gear is appropriate for that?  Yes, there are differing opinions for everything, but at least they point you in a direction of "INTELLIGENCE."  I L2P'd GODDAMNUT. 

So, I've used the system a lot.  I got my perky pug and still run random instances just to get more badges.  Usually kek and pops run with me and we can basically get through most instances even if the other two dps are bads.  However, today we encountered a bad that was SOOO outrageous, I got a facepalm that my grandchildren will feel.  And it wasn't just because he was bad, it was because he was bad in such a way that made everyone want to nutpunch this SoB.  He was SOOO TERRIBLE, that he's getting a post and starting a new section of our blog overhaul.  LOOK AT THIS BADDIE.

It first started with him doing less then stellar DPS.  And I said, huh.  Somethin's not right.  Kek said "Holy fuckin shit.  Check this guy's gear out."  So inbetween pulls I checked his inventory.  First thing I saw:

Limb Regeneration Bracers

Now.  That's not so bad.  I mean, it happens.  Hey it's the only epic he could find.  Intellect isn't so bad for a hunter.  I mean, it does give them some ap...  Larger mana pool?  Yeah that helps...  I guess...  There's some haste on there too.  Spellpower for arcane shot lawl?  Surely, there must be some logical reason for this piece...  Maybe i'm just being too much of a dick.  So then I continue to check... 

The Prospector's Prize

Ok ok... This isn't THAT bad...  I mean.. It has hit.  And haste...  Int isn't THAT bad for hunters... Larger mana pool again?  Cammannn.  Maybe he's just usin whatever he can get...  It's still a blue item vs a green item....

Offering of Sacrifice

WTF...  Ok... MAYYYYYBE he didn't do any of the quests in Northrend.   MAYBE.  MAYYYYYBEEE he didn't see that the Death Knight's Anguish that you pickup in Borean Tundra far surpasses this... MAYYYYYBEEEE he didn't do any quests in northrend that give you a trinket...  MAYYYYYBEEEEE he's saving up for the badge one....  Surely he's not that retarded right?  Oh heyyy, look he's got his ItemLevel 245 shoulders.  He must be doing something right.

 

Epaulets of the Devourer

Ookk.... Ummm.... Uhhh...  Arcane shot lawl?

Amulet of Wills

I... Armor?  Maybe for more survivabillity?  Alright alright.  I'm just making up excuses already.  

Gloves of Dark Exile

ALRIGHT.  DONE.  THIS GUY IS A BADDIE.  Fucking parry rating?!  REALLY?  I would really love to hear this guy's fucking explanation on why the fuck he chose some of this gear.  Fucking, it aint that hard!  Hey, we have this thing called GOOGLE.  And you TYPE SHIT INTO IT.  Like "HUNTER WORLD OF WARCRAFT HOW DOES."  OH THERE!  Jesus.  Check one of the 11 FUCKING MILLION PAGES.  YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LEAVE THE FIRST PAGE.  Goddamnit... Baddie.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! From the Holynub Report

 It's that time of the year again.  Time for the whole gift giving and happy and the extra weight gain.  HURRAH!!  Soon, the fat man will be visiting peoples houses and eat their cookies.  Ohhh so delicious cookies.  And he bears gifts!

OM NOM NOM COOKIES

Well, here at the Holynub Report, as we are fat men ourselves, also bear gifts!  Perhaps, even more awesome than his.  Well, i think it is.  Wat!?  Ey!  At least i don't eat your cookies...  OR DO I!?

Very accurate chart

Well, we've been pretty dormant the past year.  Did a bunch of stuff.  Had do the whole finish school thing.  But now I'm back!  And unemployed!  But not really, but kinda.  So, now that I have a less hectic schedule(at least in theory) I'm gonna try to post more things on the site.  What kind of things you ask?  Why MANY THINGS MY DEAR WATSON!

Most games(& gamers) are

Probably won't do formal "review" reviews anymore.  They take up a lot of time, and I hate breaking games down to their bare bits and ANALyzing them.  I'll leave that to Yahtzee at Zero Punctuation to do that.  He does it better and has a british accent, so he's got 2 up on me there.  There will be articles on games, but they will be more of a "Woah there's this gaem.  And i played it.  And it was awesome because." 

WWWRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!

Social commentary pieces.  Yeahhh might tone those down a bit.  I reread a couple of them.  Though interesting, I think we need to get off the soap box and back to the buffet line.  We'll do one every now and then, but other than ranting about how stupid people are, I'd rather rant about games.

You wish you were this awesome

Hope everyone likes the new layout.  I do.  Gonna browse around for some kewl gadgets for the sides.  ALso, you can share this crap with other social medias yayz!  Go on, clik it!  You can tweet it or even post it to facebook.  Ishnt dat vierd?  Kept with the dark background with white text theme.  Learned that from Maddox.  It is much easier to read things on a monitor if they have a dark background and white text.  It just is.  I programmed a lot of shit in college.  Staring at a white screen looking at lines of code.  Yeah, kinda shitty if you're doing that for 13389083014 hours.  If you don't, well find me something better damnit!  Link it in comment or somethin. 

Merry Christmas

I got some other kewl ideas in the works.  If you got any requests or things to check out, just droppem in the comment or email me at holynub@gmail.com .  Happy holidays everyone!

Tinker tinker

Tinker tinker. Tinker tinker. BONK. HEY! Shoo shoo, I'm workin here!

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Yeah yeah! I get it. I'ma do some maintenance here. Gimmie some time, i'm redoing the complete format of the site as well as other shit. So hold your fucking horses. I gots to try and graduate too.